Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Painted Windows

Okay, this post's title is actually stealing Emily's buzz, unlike te last one where I said I was, but actually wasn't. I've been listening to Painted Windows by the Pussycat Dolls. Its quite a good song. =]

I apologise if the last post was kinda sad etc etc. I'll try not to do that too much in the future.

The main reason for me posting is because I'm sick of studying. I have like 3 pages left to summarise, out of 80, and I've had enough. I think ym eyes are just getting sore. And I'm cold. hehe.

Is anyone else absolutely sick of maths? I am. And english. urgh.

here are a few quotes i'm liking at the moment.

see if you get the link. =]

"While the rest of the species descended from apes, redheads descended from cats"

I absolutely love this one - "Once in his life, everyman is entitled to fall in love with a gorgeous redhead" and because redheads are scarce, that means more love for redheads. =]

"she was a redhead, and fun"

"blondes are wild, brunettes are true, but you never know what a redhead will do"

"blondes are hot, brunettes are hotter but redheads are hottest"

"blondes may have more fun, but redheads are rmemembered"

"if you want yourself trouble, fin yourself a red head"

And now for some redhead jokes. =]

How do you get a redheads to argue with you? Say something

How do you get a redheads mood to change? Wait 10 seconds

Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.

How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you? She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl.

Why do redheads have horns? To hold up their halo

What is the difference between a bitch and redhead? Not a damn thing, but you better not tell her that.

What's the Redhead Dating Motto? The fastest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.

How does a redhead change a light bulb? She doesn't, she bitches until someone else does.

What's safer: a redhead or a pirahna? The pirahna. They only attack in schools



Goodnight. xx